Well, here we are and we've all seen this format before. For some obscure reason I seem to be having great difficulty writing this section of my page so I'm going to take the easy route and use the FAQ motif.
Q. Who are you?
A. My name is Tache and this is my page. BTW, that's pronounced TAH-chay.
Q. Is Tache your *real* name?
A. As far as anyone really needs to know, yes.
Q. What's all this zoo stuff?
A. Zoo, short for zoophilia, is a sexual orientation similar to heterosexual or homosexual, the only difference is that zoos have animals as their partners (although it need not be a sexual relationship).
Q. Of all the people in history, who do you admire the most?
A. I would have to say Mahatma Gandhi.
Q. How old are you?
A. I'm over twenty-five yet under fifty.
Q. Aren't you worried someone will read this and figure out who you are?
A. I'm not ashamed of myself, my beliefs, or my actions.
Q. Have you got any stories about your sexlife?
A. My personal life is just that, personal. Sometimes I will answer
questions, but I don't think a discussion of that belongs on this page.
Q. Are you a shaman?
A. Shaman is a term I reserve for those who still live in tribal settings.
I am not a shaman, I am a shamanic practitioner if a label needs to be set.
Q. Why don't you use your RL name on your page?
A. There are numerous people in the world who seek to disrupt a persons
life for no apparent reason other than sheer maliciousness. Using my RL name
would only make it easer for the crackpots to find me.
Q. Isn't this shamanism stuff satan worship?
A. I've been practicing shamanism since I was a child and I've never
worshiped satan.
Q. Are you into "Furries"?
A. Nope. Some of the furry stuff is mildly interesting, but I'm not
really into the furry scene.
Q. What kind of computer system have you got?
A. All of this info kept changing and getting larger, so I made a page for it all in another part of this page.
Q. Ever consider seeking professional psychiatric help?
A. Been there and back; I was given a clean bill of health. Next Question.
Q. What do you do for a living?
A. I am a Jack-of-all-trades.
Q. Don't you think that having an animal as a lover borders on abuse?
A. Abuse? Good food, lots of attention, daily walks, she gets treated better than most people. If anything she's spoiled rotten. I wish someone would abuse me like that.
Q. I think I know who you are, how do I let you know?
A. Just say "I saw your webpage and by the way, lizard." then take me out for some coffee. (you're paying)
Q. What kinds of animals do you prefer?
A. My current love is a beautiful St. Bernard (female), but I've had lovers from several species.
Q. Where are you from?
A. Here, there and everywhere, although I am currently residing in Illinois.
Q. What kind(s) of music do you like?
A. I'll listen to just about anything, but I have a soft spot for Jethro Tull and Steppenwolf among others.
Q. Have you got any dirty pictures?
A. Go away.
Q. Do I have to "convert" to shamanism to learn it?
A. Absolutely not, core shamanism can integrate into any religious belief system.
Q. This zoo stuff sounds interesting, mind if I try your dog?
A. Not if you don't mind rock-salt and buckshot.